Van Halen Tour Off ... Again!

     Van Halen's announced comeback with original singer David Lee Roth has been shelved before it has even happened.
     The new line-up of Van Halen was to include Eddie Van Halen's son Wolfgang who now officially beats Gary Cherone as the least time in the band.
     Wolfie replaced original bass player Michael Anthony who was either fired or left on his own accord, depending on who you speak with.
     The reunion with Roth got off to a shaky start when Eddie's girlfriend (and former porn star) Janie Liseweski put out a press release announcing the reunion before it had been run by David Lee Roth.
     It will be very interesting to see which form of Van Halen will perform when they are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next month, along with R.E.M. and Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.